I was trying to get out of the car so I had perched myself on Laura until the door open so I could spring out immediately. So here I am ready to lunge and she tries to tell me that the reason she eats is so she can be chubby so I'll have a place to rest. Oh surrrrrreeeee, Laura - you pork down that chocolate just for me.
I'm a dog - not dumb.
I'm a dog - not dumb.